'Yo, do you know if it's normal to be spotting when you're pregnant? Cuz I definitively know that I'm pregnant.'
'Yeah, it's normal.'
'Well, like, this didn't happen the last time I was pregnant, and that was like a year ago. If I put a tampon up that shit will it fuck up my baby??'
Oh public high school, you scare me.
Oh Bad Timing, why do you follow me around so?
Really long lab report, bring it.
Listening to: Think Like a Man previews/commercials in general
Reading: YOUR MIND. DUH.
Watching: My life go down the drain
Eating: Veg. taco soup. Yurm.
Drinking: Your soul in a cup